I just made garlic bread following the microwave instructions on the packet (For science!).
What the packet said:
- Remove from packet.
- Microwave on high for 1 minute 10 seconds.
What it should have said:
- Remove from packet.
- You can't microwave garlic bread, don't be stupid.
Or possibly:
- Remove from packet.
- Microwave on high for 1 minute 10 seconds.
- Crisp up the resulting soggy blob using creme brule torch for almost passable garlic bread substitute.
